爱~ LOL~

女 ：你爱我妈（吗）？
男 ：爱~ 你也爱我吧（爸）~？
女 ：不爱~
男 ：我爱，做么你不爱？
女 ：做么我一定要爱？
男 ：因为我是你男友嘛~
女 ：你是我男友，我就要爱啊？
男 ：一定要啦~ 不然我们还交往做么？
女 ：Ei~ 我不爱啦~ 还有做么你那么花心的？ 爱我还要爱别人~
男 ：乱讲~
女 ：我哪有乱讲啊？
男 ：我几时花心啊？
女 ：你一次爱两个人还不花心啊？
男 ：我几时一次爱两个人？
女 ：你几时没有？ 除非你不爱我咯~
男 ：我当然爱你啊~
女 ：如果你爱我的话那么你不就花心了咯~
男 ：我除了爱你还爱谁？
女 ：爱我妈咯~
男 ：我几时说我爱你妈？
女 ：刚才咯~
男 ：刚才哪里有？
女 ：没有的话，那你刚才不就在骗我咯~
男 ：我几时有骗你了？
女 ：你刚才讲爱我妈~ 现在又讲不爱了~ 不就在骗我~
男 ：我哪有？
女 ：你有！
男 ：哼！ 不要理你了！ 莫名其妙！
女 ：哼！


就这样，他们冷战了~ 哈哈~

Bille d Chicken Dynamite

Created by me~

Billie Jean + 爱的抱抱 + Chicken Dance + Dynamite

xDD

ABCDEF~

A teacher is teaching his student alphabet~
Teacher: A for Aeroplane...
Student: Teacher! aeroplane how to spell a??
Teacher: A-E-R-O-P-L-A-N-E
Student: O okay...
Teacher: B for Boy...
Student: Teacher! Teacher! Why Boy?? Not girl??
Teacher: Because Boy start with B, but girl are not!!
Student: O okay...
Teacher: C for Chicken...
Student: Teacher! why we need to see for chicken?? Hor... Teacher~ You teachs us go find chicken de~
Teacher: Not see, is C!!! ==
Student: O okay...
Teacher: D for Dog...
Student: Can I put D for Dash??
Teacher: WHY??
Student: Because my dog call Dash...
Teacher: Sure... ==
Student: O okay...
Teacher: E for Elephant...
Student: O okay...
Teacher: F for...

Student: Teacher! Teacher! This I know!!

Teacher: Oh. You know, so what it is??

Student: F*** you!!

Teacher: =.=!!

We'll be study.

Try sing this song with.....

"We'll Be Study"

We are small, we dont free
Stay up late, we don’t sleep
Got our books, got the night
We’ll be study

Tonight you won’t be by your self-self
Just leave your funfun on the shelf-shelf
You won’t wanna be nowhere else-else
So let’s read, so let’s read (we got the read like)

(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) and all the books tellin’
(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) the whole books tellin’
(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) no, no, come on let’s
Get start, read it up, we don’t know a thing

We are small, we dont free
Stay up late, we don’t sleep
Got our books, got the night
We’ll be study

Put our hands in the books
Unknown words everywhere
Got our books, got the night
We’ll be study

(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) study, study, study
(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) no, no, no, no
(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) study, study, study
(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) no, no, no, no

We read the loo like we don’t care-care
Our all five fingers on the books-books
So come and join us if you dare-dare
Yeah let’s read, yeah let’s read (we got the read like)

(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) and all the books tellin’
(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) the whole books tellin’
(blah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) no, no, come on let’s
Get start, read it up, we don’t know a thing

We are small, we dont free
Stay up late, we don’t sleep
Got our books, got the night
We’ll be study

Put our hands in the books
Unknown words everywhere
Got our books, got the night
We’ll be study

It feels like, noo-no-no-no-no
(It feels bad, don’t it?) noo-no-no-no-no
(yo, yo, yeah, d-don’t it?) no, no, no, no, no
(no) We’ll be study (noo!)

It feels like, noo-no-no-no-no
(It feels bad, don’t it?) noo-no-no-no-no
(yo, yo, yeah, d-don’t it?) no, no, no, no, no
(no) We’ll be study (noo!)

We are small, we dont free
Stay up late, we don’t sleep
Got our books, got the night
We’ll be study

Put our hands on the books
(noo-no-no-no-no)

Unknown words everywhere
(noo-no-no-no-no)
Got our books, got the night
(no, no, no, no, no)
We’ll be study

生病的地球

火山爆发 是地球感冒了，

地震 是地球心脏病了，

山崩 是地球皮肤病了，

雨灾 是地球痛得哭了，

风灾 是地球气喘了，

水灾 是泪流的很多了，

全球暖化 是地球发烧了，

传染病 是证明人类是病毒派出来的抗体。

失败~

人因失败而迅速成长，

但因成功而放慢成长。

A Love Poem forced by teacher written by me....

Wish, Hate, Love and keep Loving

Wishing to hate you,

But it never do.

Wish to ignore you,

But I just can't do.

Wish never know you,

But it never do.

Wish and keep wishing,

That why I love you.

I hate my mind,

Keep thinking of you.

I hate my eyes,

Keep looking for you.

I hate my feeling,

Keep feel seeing you.

I need all of this,

That why I love you.

I love to see you,

It makes me gets high.

I love to hear bout you,

It updates myself.

I love feel see you,

It hope me see you.

I love who you are,

That why I love you.

Dacy~

A story about Dacy,
从前从前，有一个男人很SISSY，但它是个HORSY[Hon Dii Dii]，他有一只马很LANSI[Iıan Lim]，马的肉很JUICY[David Hong Han]，所以很SEXY，他住在CHELSEA[Chaw Chi Han]。最后它被一个住在CHELSEA也很HORSY的人因为它的LANSI和它的肉这样JUICY就把它吃去所以SIKI~ xD

To be continue~

Hate hate hate.. =P

I hate my hand, always auto go press ur profile...
I hate my eyes, always want to see ur profile...
I hate my ears, always want to hear any news about u...
I hate my six sense, always feel i will saw u later then i really saw u later...
But I still want them all, give me the feeling of I love u... xD